Beginning March 15th, Mercury, our planet of the mind and mouth, will go retrograde, first in the zero impulse control, hell fires for the hell of it sign of Aries and then in the Care Bear poet placenta of Pisces. As the fastest-moving planet in our solar system, Mercury goes retrograde three to four times a year for about three weeks.

More than anything, however, Mercury retrograde can force you to deal with all the pesky details from your past—the ones you’ve been trying to sweep under the rug. A positive

Whether you’ve been managing eyebrow-raising miscommunications with loved ones, navigating tech glitches or scrolling through old texts from an ex, it probably feels like Mercury is retrograde once more.

March 2025 marks the start of Mercury Retrograde, a period often filled with chaos and misunderstandings. But fear not! With the right preparation, you can sail through it smoothly.

This Mercury retrograde, focus on your relationships and they will indirectly help you figure out your finances. Opportunities come flying in, just the way you like them. All you need to remember is to read the fine print not once,

Venus will then slip into the mystical, micro-dosing, emo flotsam of Pisces on March 27 where it will remain until stationing direct on April 12.

March is all about YOU, Aries! With Venus, the planet of love and pleasure, retrograde in your sign, you’re rethinking what you truly want—whether in love, career, or finances. Your usual go-getter attitude is being tested, but don’t rush—this is a month to develop strategy, not act on impulse.