Image credits: CSI: Miami / CBS So what happened to the man once known for delivering one-liners with a dead stare and perfectly timed sunglasses? These days, David Caruso is said to have traded ...

"CSI: Miami" star David Caruso busts criminals with a dopey glare and one-liners that would make even the most pun-slinging hack comedian sick, but he needed help halfway around the globe to get a ...

Maybe with a huge collection of the dramatic one-liners David Caruso delivered right before the theme song? Hmm, not bad, but that’s been done.

Wow! Like us, you may have missed the first edition of this terrific David Caruso compilation in which the actor uses his sunglasses to accentuate "CSI Miami" one-liners -- but unlike, say, "CSI ...

Of course, the CSI team was able to deduce all of this with relative ease. The writers were really reaching on this one. “CSI: Miami” also includes a few too many cheeseball moments to allow it to be ...

It's a seven-minute loop of Horatio Caine one-liners on CSI:Miami. Note how Horatio casually slips his sunglasses on while delivering his words of ...

Can David Caruso's cheesy Horatio Caine and his team take up the crime scene investigation where Grissom and his team of forensic foragers left off? The fourth series of CSI Miami starts tonight ...

I shouldn’t post this. We’re an art and culture blog and nothing Jerry Bruckheimer has ever done qualifies as either. Yet I have a shameful fondness for CSI: Miami, in particular David Caruso ...

Reclusive CSI: Miami star David Caruso unrecognisable in rare public outing The CSI Miami star hasn’t been on screens for more than a decade, and hasn’t been seen in public since 2016.

So in memory of the series, and in anticipation of David Caruso's next career move ("professional Lifetime movie villain" is our best guess), enjoy this mash-up of Caine's finest.

But an ally of Caruso fumed, “David’s one-liners and sunglasses have become branded and are iconic TV moments. Everyone from Jim Carrey to David Letterman has joined the bandwagon parodying them.