Frog went up the stairs to Toad’s house. “Wake up!” said Frog. “It’s a beautiful day!” “Who is being so loud outside my door?” said Toad. “It must be someone very inconsiderate and selfish. I will ...

Obviously, I first saw the signs during the height of Dat Boi. “There are a lot of memes about frogs, huh?” I asked my editor. “That’s a thing, right?” He said I was the fourth writer to point that ...