And NOPE on the Jennifer Aniston part, too. Did we learn nothing about spreading gossip from the Kate Middleton conspiracy churn? Or Taylor Swift’s NYE “wedding”?

Social media has been in a frenzy with rumors of a split between Barack Obama and Michelle Obama. It comes as the former first lady skipped out on the funeral for former President Jimmy Carter and the inauguration of current President Donald Trump this week while Barack Obama attended alone.

“Happy birthday to the love of my life, @MichelleObama,” the former president wrote, shadily. “You fill every room with warmth, wisdom, humor, and grace—and you look good doing it. I’m so lucky to be able to take on life’s adventures with you. Love you!”

Spend any amount of time on social media — especially Elon Musk’s X platform — of late and it’s more than likely that you were exposed to the ugly rumors circulating about former President Barack Obama, his wife Michelle, and Jennifer Aniston.