I overheard my wife tell her lover, "His presence irritates me, I wish he would just disappear." So while she was on a "business trip" with him, I granted her wish. "You're finally free," my note said, and when she came home to an empty lot, her perfect life was gone. They say the most dangerous sound in a marriage is silence. They're wrong. The most dangerous sound is your wife's giggle when she thinks you aren't listening. I froze on the porch, clutching my dusty lunch pail. Through the crack